Subject: The Bathtub

[bozodog]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from

time to

time, and this should help get you started

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked

the

director what the criterion was which defined whether

or not a

patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then

we offer

a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and

ask him

or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person

would

use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or

the

teacup."

"No" said the director, "A normal person would pull

the plug ...

Do you want a room with or without a view?"

[martymas]

[Dan72]

ROFL

[bar5]