bar5 Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 DUE TO A POWER OUTAGE, ONLY ONE PARAMEDIC RESPONDED TO THE CALL THE HOUSE WAS VERY DARK SO THE PARAMEDIC ASKED KATHLEEN, A 3-YR OLD GIRL TO HOLD A FLASHLIGHT HIGH OVER HER MOMMY, SO HE COULD SEE WHILE HE HELPED DELIVER THE BABY. VERY DILIGENTLY, KATHLEEN DID AS SHE WAS ASKED. HEIDI PUSHED AND PUSHED AND AFTER A LITTLE WHILE CONNOR WAS BORN. THE PARAMEDIC LIFTED HIM BY HIS LITTLE FEET AND SPANKED HIM ON HIS BOTTOM. CONNOR BEGAN TO CRY. THE PARAMEDIC THEN THANKED KATHLEEN FOR HER HELP AND ASKED THE WIDE EYED 3-YR OLD WHAT SHE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT SHE HAD JUST WITNESSED. KATHLEEN QUICKLY RESPONDED, "HE SHOULDN'T HAVE CRAWLED IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE...........SMACK HIS A** AGAIN!"IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT THIS ONE, THERE'S NO HOPE FOR YOU. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blim Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Guess that's why little girls become mommies, they must be born with that attitude! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Guess that's why little girls become mommies, they must be born with that attitude! LizThat explains allot. Now the truth be known to all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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