Walk To Church...

[bozodog]

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one

Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a

little girl coming from the other direction.

"Hello" said the little boy."Hi" replied the little

girl."Where are you going"? asked the little boy."I've been

to church this morning and I'm on my way home", answered the

little girl."Me too", replied the little boy. "I'm also on

my way home from church".

"Which church do you go to?" asked the little boy."I go to

the Baptist church back down the road" replied the little

girl."What about you?""I go to the Catholic church back at

the top of the hill", replied thelittle boy.They discover

that they are both going the same way so they decided

thatthey'd walk together.

They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had

partially flooded the road so there was no way that they

could get across to the other side without getting wet. "If

I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me

alive" said the little girl."My Mom'll tan my hide too if I

get my new Sunday suit wet", replied thelittle boy.

"I tell you what I think I'll do" said the little girl. "I'm

gonna pull offall my clothes and hold them over my head and

wade across"."That's a good idea", replied the little boy.

"I'm going to do the same thing with my suit".So they both

undressed and waded across to the other side without

gettingtheir clothes wet.

They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip

drybefore putting their clothes back on when the little boy

finally remarked."You know, I never did realize before just

how much difference there really is between a Baptist and a

Catholic".

[bar5]

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[robroy]

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