handplane Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Subject: The Irish ProstituteThe Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.Upon her return, her father cussed her: " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad.... I became a prostitute...""WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!""OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve onboard my new yacht in the Riviera, and....""Now what was it you said you had become?"Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff""Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant'. Come here and give your old man a hug!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 good one handplane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Good one handplane Gotta send this one out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 oh to be a woman good one HPmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 so you see there are still some things worse than prostitution in the world Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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