Wanda And Sylvia

[bar5]

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began

to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But

instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that

I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic

and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every

closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had

looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over

with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be

alive.

[Dan72]

ROFLAMO

[jimras]

Oohhhh good one

I didn't see that one coming!!

jr