bar5 Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 THE MOMMY TESTI was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up somethingoff the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item awayfrom her and I asked her not to do that."Why?" my daughter asked."Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been,it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration andasked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?""Uh." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on theMommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidentlypondering this new information."OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, youhave to be the daddy.""Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in myheart.......When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I can't send it for a while....I'm still laughing! (wasn't it men who invented the "five second rule"?)Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jsbowen Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 (wasn't it men who invented the "five second rule"?)Yes, and depending on the item dropped, it may be switched to the 10 second rule without notice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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