martymas Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Dr. Smith's Patients --------------------------------------------------------------------------------A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging herbreasts. Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub yourchest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grewgreat boobs!One morning she was running late, got on the bus and realized she hadforgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovelyboobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out there in themiddle aisle of the bus and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want biggerboobies."A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's by anychance?""Why, yes I am. How did you know?"He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Dr. Smith's Patients --------------------------------------------------------------------------------A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging herbreasts. Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub yourchest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grewgreat boobs!One morning she was running late, got on the bus and realized she hadforgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovelyboobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out there in themiddle aisle of the bus and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want biggerboobies."A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's by anychance?""Why, yes I am. How did you know?"He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock".LOL!!!! Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Oh, me too! Sending that on on, thanks, Marty!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 ROTFLMSFAO!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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