bar5 Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio. So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the instructor kept talking via radio.Everything was going smoothly.At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods. The instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay. As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out."What happened?", the instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?""Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Even Blondes get cold! Sending that one to Brother in Law. Thanks, BarbLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio. So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the instructor kept talking via radio.Everything was going smoothly.At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods. The instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay. As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out."What happened?", the instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?""Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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thesidekickcat Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 I'm not blonde but can identify with that one anyhow!!! Good joke!!!PatGod bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sceeter32 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Now That is what I call FUNNY ! ! ! ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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