jimras Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? ITC; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; ">Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fubz Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Lol, all so true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 If Evolution is a "sure fact", then why are there extinct animals, birds, etc? And if everything survives by evolving to current conditions, then why do we worry about endangered species?Why do we think we are hungry when we see a food commercial even though we just ate?Why do we only decide to diet after we have eaten a good meal instead of before it?Why do we persist in doing the very thing that hasn't worked for the dozen times we tried it before?Why do we try to explain the unexplainable?Why do engaged people think that the idiosyncrasies of their beloved are cute before they marry but afterwords think they need to be changed?Why do people act on their best behaviour in public to strangers but like slobs at home to family?Why do men think they can ever understand women, or vice versa?Why do we persist in arguing with someone whose mind is already made up in opposition to our view?Why do we think we can change anyone but ourselves?PatGod bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Good lists, Jim and Pat!Why can I remember things from 20 years ago but can't remember why I walked into this room?Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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