jimras Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Best Little Convent inTexasA man is driving down a deserted stretchof highway when he notices a sign out ofthe corner of his eye. It reads:!SISTERS OF ST. FRANC ISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILESHe thinks it was a figment of hisimagination and he drives on withoutsecond thought. Soon he sees anothersign, which says:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILESSuddenly, he begins to realize that thesesigns are for real....Then he drives past athird sign saying:SISTERS ! OF ST.FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTIONNEXT RIGHTHis curiosity gets the best of him and hepulls into the drive. On the far side of theparking lot is a stone building with asmall sign next to the door reading:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHe climbs the steps and rings the bell.The door is answered by a nun in a longblack habit who asks, "What may we dofor you, my son?"He answers, "I saw your signs along thehighway, and was interested in possiblydoing business.""Very well, my son. Please follow me."The man is led through many windingpassages and is soon quite disoriented.The nun stops at a closed door and tellsthe man, "Please knock on this door."He does as he is told and another nun ina long habit, holding a tin cup answersthe door. This nun instructs, "Pleaseplace $100 in the cup, then go throughthe large ! wooden door at the end of thishallway." He gets $100 ! out of his walletand places it in the second nuns cup.He trots eagerly down the hall and slipsthrough the door, pulling it shut behindhim. As the door locks behind him, hefinds himself back in the parking lot,facing another small sign:GO IN PEACE.YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWEDBY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Well, it was new to me, Jim! Good one Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Taken in by a bunch on nuns.........Only problem with this is .....They Could Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted January 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Actually, the original joke was "Grandma's Whorehouse.....5 miles"and so on and then the sign said"you've just been screwed by grandma...."Ah yess............................jr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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