Best Little Convent In Texas


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Best Little Convent in

Texas

A man is driving down a deserted stretch

of highway when he notices a sign out of

the corner of his eye. It reads:

!

SISTERS OF ST. FRANC IS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his

imagination and he drives on without

second thought. Soon he sees another

sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these

signs are for real....Then he drives past a

third sign saying:

SISTERS ! OF ST.FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he

pulls into the drive. On the far side of the

parking lot is a stone building with a

small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell.

The door is answered by a nun in a long

black habit who asks, "What may we do

for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the

highway, and was interested in possibly

doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

The man is led through many winding

passages and is soon quite disoriented.

The nun stops at a closed door and tells

the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does as he is told and another nun in

a long habit, holding a tin cup answers

the door. This nun instructs, "Please

place $100 in the cup, then go through

the large ! wooden door at the end of this

hallway." He gets $100 ! out of his wallet

and places it in the second nuns cup.

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips

through the door, pulling it shut behind

him. As the door locks behind him, he

finds himself back in the parking lot,

facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED

BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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Actually, the original joke was "Grandma's Whorehouse.....5 miles"

and so on and then the sign said"you've just been screwed by grandma...."

Ah yess............................

jr

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