martymas Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't haveto go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEKEND I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fittingclothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed upin the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk." Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simplypress 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven'tfallen a sleep yet. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what hesaid. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have startedwith something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. BUT MOST OF ALL, REMEMBER!A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, AndAlways Close To Your Heart! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Hey!!!We still have our second childhood to look foreward to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Good one Marty.... ***copy, paste...send to friends... JSKY...good thought...will try to remember that (hopefully)... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted January 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 hi jskyis thats whats wrong with mehahahamarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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