martymas Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 hi men how does this aply to youi have no commentmartyThe Learning Center For Men REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan.16,2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Oh, I'm signing my Son and Hubby up for that one! They will probably need tutors, though Good one, Marty, and glad to see you posting again, hope you're feeling a lot better.Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictoc5150 Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 heh, I'm quite good at most of them but since I don't live with my significant other, I choose to trash my place as I see fit....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted January 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 heh, I'm quite good at most of them but since I don't live with my significant other, I choose to trash my place as I see fit....lolme to. i live aloneand i leave every thing at my finger tipsand as a result it is utter kaosi have a cleaning lady who comes once a week and that brings me down to earthmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Liz I see you sent a registration to my wife for me....well I found it and destroyed it, you evil evil woman.....LOLM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 ....Liz resends the registration to Mike's wife in a Soap Opera Digest envelope...... Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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