bar5 Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Chuckles You Can Tell in Church!Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"###############A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran, she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late... But please, don't shove me either!"###############Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"###############An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.###############A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."############### A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a babysitter."###############A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."###############At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamefreaks420 Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 lol that was funny thanks for a good laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) Those are cute ones!!!Thanks for putting clean jokes in the Comedy Club section. Nice change from so many not so clean ones in there!!! Pat.God bless everyone. Edited January 13, 2006 by thesidekickcat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 LOL....Loved them!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Oh, reminding me of the Children's Sermons during church, the one time where every adult was listening as we never knew what those kids were going to come up with. "Thou shalt not kill" Good one, Barb!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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