Little Ol Lady And The Biker

[Chappy]

"A Biker and an Old Lady"

A good looking biker named Ted stops by the Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They

couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just

walk home.

On the way home, Ted stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and

an anvil. Next, he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of

chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his

purchases home.

The owner said, "Put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand,

put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand."

"Hey, thanks!" Ted said, and out the door he went.

In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she

was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

Ted said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's

take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely

widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the

alley you won't hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

Ted said, "Holy smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens,

and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall

and do that?"

The lady said, "Well... Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put

the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."