Business Was Good!

[jimras]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic

garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the

bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the

pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills

falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old

lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks

for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that

money?" " Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up

to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a

lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand ! behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each

time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20

or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,

what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

[DarkestDream]

ROFL!!!

[LJM Master]

hehehe.. good one jimras

Edited December 8, 2005 by LJM Master