jimras Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Ugly Bus To ParadiseA bus carrying ugly people crashes into an on coming truck, and everyone inside dies.They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each - before they enter Paradise.They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is."I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous - but when God is halfwaydown the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says, "Make 'em all ugly again." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Need one of Robroy's "rolling on the floor laughing smilies" here...Oh, that's good! Thanks, JimLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 here you go Liz 3 three of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.