bozodog Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 A man went into a bar and ordered several shots of vodka.By the time the bar was closing,he was wasted.He got up to leave and fell flat on his face. Well, Idon't want the bartenderto think I'm drunk,so I'll pretend I tripped and I'll try again." So he gets up and falls on his face."Well, the door's not too far away: I'll just crawl." When he gets outside he thinks,"Well, I only live 4 blocks away: I can make it that far." So he stands up and falls on his face.He decides he'll try it 1 block at a time, and at every block he falls flat on his face.Finally he makes it home, stands up and falls on the bed. In the morning his wife wakes him up."You were drunk again last night, weren't you?" "How did you know?"" The bartender called. He said you left your wheelchair at the bar." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 That's funny, had me going till the very end! Sending that one on. Thanks, BozodogLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Good one BD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Lol! Good one BD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 thought his nose went gone FLAT, but guess not. good joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, good one, BD!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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