You Just Can't Win

[blim]

Don't know if it's old, just got it in an email....

You Just Can't Win...

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.

If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing lazy p----.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy *** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.

If you cry... you're a wimp.

If you don't... you're an insensitive b@stard.

If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.

If SHE asks you... it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.

If you don't... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.

If you don't... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.

If you don't... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers... you're after something.

If you don't... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of s---.

If you're not... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache... she's tired.

If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often... you're oversexed.

If you don't... there must be someone else.

MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!

Liz

[goman87]

So either way, guys lose? lol i like it.

[robroy]

Yep, there is no way you can win if you are a guy

[rv56]

Hmmm....I really don't like those multipul choice questions I get with no right answer...

[Makai]

Hmmm....I really don't like those multipul choice questions I get with no right answer...

If you're married, you should be used to it by now. Lol.

Good one Blim!