martymas Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 =============================.TODAYS RIDDLE:.One day, during WWII, the Germans receiveda coded message..It read: S370HSSV-0773H.The spy was stumped, so he sent it to his bossat the agency. His boss was stumped too..Can you solve it?./\xxxxxScroll down for the answerxxxxxHere it comesxxxxx\/.READ IT UPSIDE DOWN..=============================.As the manager of our hospital's softball team,I was responsible for returning equipment to theproper owners at the end of the season..When I walked into the surgery departmentcarrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons,I passed several patients and their families in awaiting area.."Look, honey," one man said to his wife."Here comes your anesthesiologist.".=============================.For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver..That changed one day when we were out for a drive withour three-year old son, Matthew..Seeing a teaching opportunity, I asked Matthew about trafficlights. "What does a red light mean?" I asked.."Stop."."Good. How about green?"."Go."."And yellow?" I continued..In his best deep-voice impression of Daddy, Matthewbellowed ....... "Hang on!".=============================.Bill's barn burned down and his wife, Lynn, calledthe insurance company..Lynn spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We hadthat barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money.".The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurancedoesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster willassess the value of what was insured, and then we'llprovide you with a new barn of similar worth.".There was a long pause, and then Lynn replied, "If that'show it works, then I want to cancel the life insurancepolicy on my husband.".=============================.Style and fashion intrude into all walks of our lives. Twofellows who had been rivals all their lives followed differentcareer paths. One eventually became an Admiral in the Navy,the other went into the Catholic Church and became a Bishop..As fate would have it, they happened to meet at the Airport..The Bishop spied the Admiral first and said loudly,"Oh SkyCap, from what pier is the flight to Dallas leaving?".The Admiral approached, bowed, and said "Pier 7 Madame,but should you be traveling in your condition ?".=============================.A policeman recently stopped a woman for exceedingthe posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name andwhere she was from..She said, "I'm Mrs. Gladiolas Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskayafrom theRepublic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter inTallahassee.".The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said,....."Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again.".============================= Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 LOL!!There are some darn goods one here Marty. Liked the first one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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