From A Jokes Site

[martymas]

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TODAYS RIDDLE:

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One day, during WWII, the Germans received

a coded message.

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It read: S370HSSV-0773H.

The spy was stumped, so he sent it to his boss

at the agency. His boss was stumped too.

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Can you solve it?

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READ IT UPSIDE DOWN.

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As the manager of our hospital's softball team,

I was responsible for returning equipment to the

proper owners at the end of the season.

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When I walked into the surgery department

carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons,

I passed several patients and their families in a

waiting area.

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"Look, honey," one man said to his wife.

"Here comes your anesthesiologist."

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For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver.

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That changed one day when we were out for a drive with

our three-year old son, Matthew.

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Seeing a teaching opportunity, I asked Matthew about traffic

lights. "What does a red light mean?" I asked.

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"Stop."

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"Good. How about green?"

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"Go."

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"And yellow?" I continued.

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In his best deep-voice impression of Daddy, Matthew

bellowed ....... "Hang on!"

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Bill's barn burned down and his wife, Lynn, called

the insurance company.

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Lynn spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had

that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."

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The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance

doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will

assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll

provide you with a new barn of similar worth."

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There was a long pause, and then Lynn replied, "If that's

how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance

policy on my husband."

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Style and fashion intrude into all walks of our lives. Two

fellows who had been rivals all their lives followed different

career paths. One eventually became an Admiral in the Navy,

the other went into the Catholic Church and became a Bishop.

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As fate would have it, they happened to meet at the Airport.

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The Bishop spied the Admiral first and said loudly,

"Oh SkyCap, from what pier is the flight to Dallas leaving?"

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The Admiral approached, bowed, and said "Pier 7 Madame,

but should you be traveling in your condition ?"

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A policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding

the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name and

where she was from.

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She said, "I'm Mrs. Gladiolas Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya

from theRepublic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in

Tallahassee."

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The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said,

....."Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."

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[JSKY]

LOL!!

There are some darn goods one here Marty. Liked the first one.