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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my

wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed

But, somehow the message never sank in.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of

sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short

time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes, and when I came

out again I handed her a ; toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will

always have a limp....

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