martymas Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 . I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe I could do it.4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the fast food floor, pick it up and keep on eating it.6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka.14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but...16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.19. I begin leaving the zipper down on my pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.21. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my boobs.__________________ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian_Holiday Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 . I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe I could do it.4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the fast food floor, pick it up and keep on eating it.6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka.14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but...16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.19. I begin leaving the zipper down on my pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.21. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my boobs.__________________<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahhh, the god old days. I dated a tall redhead in college that could be your sister! BH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Thanks for reminding me why I don't go to bars anymore, Marty!! Good one!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 omg marty! Funny stuff...he he he Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Good one!...LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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