DarkestDream Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 (edited) Got this from CollegeHumorA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.""You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... ""Hey, coola down lady," said one of the men. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi." Edited September 1, 2005 by DarkestDream Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Hahaha that's good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Thatsa greata joka! Passing that one on. Thanks, DD!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Thatsa funny DD. Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LJM Master Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 like it!good one D.D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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