martymas Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 The following is a list of children's books that didn't quite make it to the printing press... 1. You Are Different and That's Bad2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3. Dad's New Wife Robert4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking7. Julie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence9. All Cats Go to Hell10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched11. Some Kittens Can Fly12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption13. Grandpa Gets a Casket14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy17. Strangers Have the Best Candy18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way19. You Were an Accident20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan23. Your Nightmares Are Real24. Mamma's on crack and I don't care25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 ... 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry<{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know what this says about me or my life, but that one made me laugh out loud. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictoc5150 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 ... 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry<{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know what this says about me or my life, but that one made me laugh out loud.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>LOLI saw a "Daddy Drinks Because I cry" t-shirt for babies on tshirthell.com quite a while back...was sooo tempted to get it for my newborn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I saw a "Daddy Drinks Because I cry" t-shirt for babies on tshirthell.com quite a while back...was sooo tempted to get it for my newborn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You have to be careful putting humorous sayings on babies, some people who believe they must poke their noses into everybody's business have no sense of humor. I gave a friend a "Spit Happens" shirt for their baby (back when another spelling was a popular saying). a woman scolded them for having a "nasty" saying on their, poor, defenseless kid. I wasn't there when that happened and the ol' biddy should thank her lucky stars I was not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IEatHardDrives Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I like 15 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 (edited) "That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"I've said that to my "official" kids and my "honorary" kids more times than I can count Smartaleck teenagers, anyways.....!!Good one, Marty and thanks,Liz Edited August 29, 2005 by blim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 LOL, those are great. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 I must say tictoc5150.....the baby is a lot cuter than you...hahahahahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 sorry tictoci havent had a chance to congratulate you on your familyarnt they beutiful at the age you will have gret times growing up with your babybecause as the baby grows so do us fathers we learn so much from them even tho we are older and wiser we never stop leaning they teach us what life is again congrats marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 The following is a list of children's books that didn't quite make it to the printing press... 1. You Are Different and That's Bad2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3. Dad's New Wife Robert4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking7. Julie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence9. All Cats Go to Hell10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched11. Some Kittens Can Fly12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption13. Grandpa Gets a Casket14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy17. Strangers Have the Best Candy18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way19. You Were an Accident20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan23. Your Nightmares Are Real24. Mamma's on crack and I don't care25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, thanks for a good laugh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 this one i thought is true havent we all tried to stop the little people from doing this26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 ... 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? ...<{POST_SNAPBACK}> I must've missed that the first time 'cause that, actually, is my earliest memory: Sitting on the floor looking at the outlet -- hmm -- I think this fork will fit -- right -- in -- hereZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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