Be Careful Who You Fool With

[cherokeechief]

Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to

the court for the record."

Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."

Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words,

what happened to you on the night in question."

Little Old Lady: "There I was sitting on my porch

swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes walking

up the porch stairs and sits down beside me."

Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"

Little Old Lady: "No, but he sure was friendly."

Defense Attorney: "Then what happened after he sat

down beside you?"

Little Old Lady: "Well, he started to rub my thighs."

Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"

Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't."

Defense Lawyer: "Why not?"

Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody has done that

since my Homer passed away 30 years ago."

Defense Attorney: "Then what happened?"

Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my breasts."

Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?"

Little Old Lady: "No"

Defense Attorney: "Why not?"

Little Old Lady: "Well your honor, his rubbing made me

feel all alive and excited. I hadn't felt that good in

years."

Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"

Little Old Lady: "Well, I started to feel so spicy

that I said to him, 'Take me young man.'"

Defense Attorney: "And did he take you?"

Little Old Lady: "No. That's when he yelled April

Fool!.. and THAT'S WHEN I SHOT HIM."

[tg1911]

[hitest]

LOL

[goman87]

LOL!