tman70 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 My son in west Virginia sent this to me. Change the location and it will fit almost anywhere. Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP West Virginia EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of West Virginia. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The West Virginia EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN West Virginia EDITION: Cancel............stopdat Reset.............try'er agin Yes...............yep No................nope Find..............hunt fer it Go to.............over yonder Back..............back yonder Help..............hep me out here Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!) Start.............crank'er up Settings..........settins Programs......... stuff at duz stuff Documents....... ..stuff ah done did Also note that the West Virginia EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS XP: Tiperiter.....................a word processing program Colerin' Book.................a graphics program Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator Outhouse Paper................notepad Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0 Pitchers......................a graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the West Virginia EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. I hope this helps all y'all! Billy Bob Gates Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 LOL! Good one. Yeah change the name to whatever state you want to make fun of. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 LOL, good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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