tg1911 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."That's when I made my big mistake.""What did you do?" asks the doctor."Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHA that is funny!!! same thing the Grill joke i found in Comedy Club forum, take a look there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."That's when I made my big mistake.""What did you do?" asks the doctor."Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."<{POST_SNAPBACK}>hi tg1911 iloved that ha ha ha ha i bet his ears were hot .chuckle chuckle marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Thats Hilarious!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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