jimras Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 A man askes his wife what she wants for their wedding anniversary and she said"I just want something that goes from 0 to 150 in less than 8 seconds....." so he got her a new bathroom scale!Same guy----asked his wife what she wanted to do for her birthday.She said "I want you to take me out somewhere and spend a lot of money on me"so he took her to the Kwik Trip and gassed up her car! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Those are funny but I'm guessin he isn't gettin any anytime soon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Good one jimras....My guess is that he's a permanent couch potato now.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 (edited) I just want something that goes from 0 to 150 in less than 8 seconds.....she want a car, it easy to tell....... I want you to take me out somewhere and spend a lot of money on meShe want to go to expensive dinner, or get a expensive rings, or honeymoon....Woman tend to give hints so man can find out themselves Edited August 23, 2005 by DarkestDream Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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