martymas Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 a.. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL b.. Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. c.. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. d.. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. e.. God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? -- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. f.. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap --Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina. g.. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. h.. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona. i.. Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! -- Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana. j.. God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C. k.. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --Revolution Books. New York, New York. l.. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 d.. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.this one is only ten miles from me Good stuff there Marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 Â d.. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.this one is only ten miles from me Good stuff there Marty<{POST_SNAPBACK}>hi robroythose are clever put together.these are true quotes from actual toilet walls.so the the toilet is the place to be phylisophycal.not sure how you can concentrate on both .marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
isteve Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 One of my favorite quotes from Homer Simpson; Beer... the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 d.. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.this one is only ten miles from me Good stuff there Marty<{POST_SNAPBACK}>hi robroythose are clever put together.these are true quotes from actual toilet walls.so the the toilet is the place to be phylisophycal.not sure how you can concentrate on both .marty<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good one Marty... And I also had a good laugh on your reply...."so the the toilet is the place to be phylisophycal.not sure how you can concentrate on both ."...that cracked me up Marty... Good one Marty.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 Great quotes Marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 l.. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going tohave trouble with it. --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.that is funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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