Flatiron Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense...Deputy says, "License and registration, please."Lawyer says, "What for?"Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving snot out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schmidt1989 Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Hahaha thats a good one. best lawyer one ive ever heard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Good one flatiron_2.....Copy/Paste and sending that one on.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Excellent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 that for being a smartass at a cops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 If it involves a lawyer and a beating, I'm already laughing. Good one Flatiron! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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