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Kinda like the Question and Answer Thread, but with movie quotes. List a movie quote and the following person answers and leaves their own, you may give hints on who said it but nothing more...with that I'll start.

"Suck me sideways!" Lloyed played by Jim Carrey

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As soon as I read the title, I though "Hmmm.... I have some good Dumb and Dumber quotes". And what do you know, the first thread is about Dumb and Dumber!!!

Lloyd: What is the soup du jour.

Waitress: It's The Soup of the Day.

Lloyd: Mmmm... that sounds good, I'll have that.

State Trooper: Pull over!

Harry: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

Lloyd: Yeah! Killer boots man!

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

Woman: Austria.

Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Woman: Lets not.

Lloyd: So, where you headed?

Mary: Aspen.

Lloyd: Mmm, California... beautiful.

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip.

Lloyd: Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week.

Lloyd: Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are @$$holes.

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something I don't know I really wasn't paying attention.

Harry: I think you're wrong Lloyd.

Lloyd: How much you want to bet?

Harry: I don't bet.

Lloyd: What do you mean you don't bet?

Harry: I mean I don't bet.

Lloyd: Pussy pusssy pussssy. Yeah, right. I bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.

Harry: No way.

Lloyd: I'll give you 3 to 1 odds.

Harry: No.

Lloyd: 5 to 1.

Harry: No.

Lloyd: 10 to 1.

Harry: You're on.

Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya. I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya.

Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at 7:45?

Harry: Well no I got a few things to take care of first, but why don't we make it a quarter to 8.

Mary: Stop it.

Harry: O.K. 7:45.

And my favorite:

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

Lloyd: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit man.

Yes, I did get these all online... But I still know half of them by heart!

Brett

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Nice Pick up Brett....one of the best movies ever...

"When will then be Now? (Rick Moranis---Lord Helmet))

"Soon!!!" (Dick Van Pattem---???Don't remember)

"They've gone Plaid!!!" (John Candy---Barf)

"She's gone from suck to blow!!" (Mel Brooks---President Skroob)

All from the Same Movie!!!

GL!

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