handplane Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 I Love Senior Citizens!! A college student at a recent Carolina football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and, uh ------. Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them, you little twerp! Now what the hell are you doing for the next generation??" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Good comeback!! And absolutely right. Thanks, Handplane,Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Love it.Great comeback. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 I liked that one!Thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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