handplane Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Southerners In HeavenGabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have someSoutherners up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on thepearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball capsand cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairwayto heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all overthe place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."The Lord said, "Southerners are southerners, Gabriel. Heaven is Hometo all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call theDevil."The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on a minute." The Devilreturned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you'rehaving down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'mback.Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problemsare you having down there?"The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said,"I'm sorry, Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Southerners have put out the fire and are trying to install air-conditioning." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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