bozodog Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,>DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?>>My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been>completed.>>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our>mission in Iraq is complete.>>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is>now to begin the reckoning.>>>>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is>short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are>some of the countries listed there.>>>>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be>distributing copies of both lists later this evening.>>>>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the>Iraqi war.>>>>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world>Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.>>>>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.>>>>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.>On t! hat note , a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we>will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face>of the earth>>>>Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.>>I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are>retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.>>>>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid>parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded>and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You>creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over>to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York>>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are>likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to>try not pissing us off for a change.>>>>Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt>government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple>extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going>to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your>oil.>>Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA>>treaty - starting now.>>We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for>oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for>decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this>decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a ! country and move there.>They care.>>>>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.>Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn>tootin.">>Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on>the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to>eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup>Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks>guys. We owe you and we won't forget.>>>>To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to>speak Arabic.>>>>God bless America. Thank you and good night.>>>>If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in>English, thank a soldier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 This will happen only in my dreams. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 bozodog....I couldn't have said it any better...agree with it 100% Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 AMEN!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 he will get his they allways do just follow the history of mankind greed and right winghas been the downfall of all leaders marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 There is nothing more to say really...I once had a man tell me..."it isn't the job you are doing, but how you are doing the job"...that little quote has lead me to priceless opportunities to improve my quality of life and How I live it...why couldn't my dad be president...LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 AMEN!!!!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I second that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 I feel like I just watched a Fox News report!How pathetic.God save us from more isolationists, unilateralists, and ignorance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jcl Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) I feel like I just watched a Fox News report!How pathetic.God save us from more isolationists, unilateralists, and ignorance.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Agreed. (Mostly.) Edited August 11, 2005 by jcl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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