Never Try To Outsmart A Woman

[Chappy]

Never try to outsmart a woman!

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his

money, and was a real miser when

it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife:

"When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket

with me. I want to take my money

to the afterlife with me."

His wife promised that when he died, she would put all his money in

the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was

sitting there in black, her friend was

sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the

undertakers got ready to

close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the

box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and the rolled it away.

So her friend said,

"You didn't seriously put his money in the casket, did you?"

The loyal wife replied, "I couldn't go back on my word. I promised

him that I was going to put that

money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my

account and wrote him a cheque.

If he can cash it, he can spend it."