martymas Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 hi team as ime not familiar with the term trailer trashim sure the american posters can relate to thesequotes.i have seen it refered to at times does the term discribes working class. 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch hasmore teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smokeat the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and stillhave the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"bowls on a different night. 5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admiredpeople." 6. You wonder how service stations keep theirrestrooms so clean. 7. Anyone in your family ever died right aftersaying, "Hey y'all watch this." 8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by aceiling fan. 10. Your junior prom had a daycare. 11. You think the last words of the Star SpangledBanner are, "Gentlemen start your engines." 12. You lit a match in the bathroom and yourhouse exploded right off its wheels. 13. The bluebook value of your truck goes upand down, depending on how much gas is in it.14. You have to go outside to get somethingfrom the fridge. 15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.16. You need one more hole punched in yourcard to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.17. You can't get married to your sweetheartbecause there's a law against it. 18. You think loading a dishwasher means gettingyour wife drunk. 19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriendhits the floor. 21. If you have a complete set of salad bowlsand they all say Cool Whip onthe side.... 22. If the biggest city you've ever been tois Wal-Mart... 23. If your working T.V. sits on top of yournon-working R.V... 24. If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler...25. If you've ever used your ironing boardas a buffet table... 26. If you think a quarter horse is that rideout in front of the K-Mart... 27. If your neighbours think you're a detectivebecause a cop always brings you home... 28. If a tornado hits your neighborhood anddoes $100,000 dollars worth of improvement...29. If you've ever used a toilet brush as aback scratcher 30. If you've ever asked the preacher "How'sit hangin?" 31. If you missed 5th grade graduation becauseyou had jury duty... 32. If you think fast food is hitting a deerat 65 mph... 33. If somebody tells you that you've got somethingin your teeth and you take them out to see whatit is... 34. If you've ever stared at a can of orangejuice because it said concentrate... 35. If you've ever been too drunk to fish.36. If you don't understand why the first 35are not funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 HEHAHA!!! GOod ones 13. The bluebook value of your truck goes upand down, depending on how much gas is in it.Yup, i can relate to that right now... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 marty...the term trailer trash is the same as redneck, hillbilly, lowlife, country boy, etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 marty,Definition of Trailer Trash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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martymas Posted August 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 ok thanks guys for your discription of trailer trash.i saw an episode of jerry springer last night and one lady was referred to asa trailer trash ho ive had to guess the ho bit bit i dont want to guess in case im wrong. marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tjet Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Marty I recognize most of those from the comedy routine of an American named Jeff Foxworthy and they all start with the tag line " you might be a redneck if..."he currently has a show on the Fox network up here.And yes, 'ho is slang for whore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Marty I recognize most of those from the comedy routine of an American named Jeff Foxworthy and they all start with the tag line " you might be a redneck if..."he currently has a show on the Fox network up here.And yes, 'ho is slang for whore.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>what a drag i get fox but it is the edition beamed to the south pacific so i miss a lot of that stuff marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Good one Marty..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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