martymas Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 i picked this up from worldstart. Another Bubba Sighting --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge-- into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Good one, MartyHey, do you know what a redneck's last words are?"Hey, y'all.......watch this!"Jim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Good One, Marty! And Jimras, to respond to your quote in Yooper, "yabetcha"Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 .......thats a good one Marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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