What Kids Say

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WHAT KIDS SAY.....

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was

Jesus' mother's name?"

One child answered, "Mary."

The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus'

father's name was?"

A little kid said, "Verge."

Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get

that?"

The kid said, "Well, you know they are always

talking about Verge n' Mary.''

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KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old, Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in

heaven, Harold is His name.

Amen."

***

A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't

worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."

***

After the christening of his baby brother in

church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of

the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a

Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

***

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,

Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer

for several evenings at bedtime,

she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.

Finally, she decided to go solo.

I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated

each word right up to the end of the prayer:

"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,

"but deliver us some E-mail.

***

A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as

they were on the way to

church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are

sleeping."

***

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother

Joel were sitting

together in church.

Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.

Finally, his big sister had had enough.

"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,

"See those two men standing by the door?

They're hushers."

***

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,

Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the

first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral

lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

***

A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day,

picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly but they aren't for me. They're for him.

He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you

would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

[echobay]

Cute ones barb!

[handplane]

Barb,

Just printed it for the wife, so she can bring it to her Bible study class tonight.

[martymas]

arnt they priceless wee things

i love it :lol:

marty