Words

[martymas]

alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new

definition.

a.. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you

realize it was your money to start with.

b.. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

c.. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

d.. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person

who doesn't get it.

e.. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

f.. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

g.. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

h.. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really

bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a

serious bummer.

i.. Glibido: All talk and no action.

j.. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you

have been smoking marijuana.

And, the pick of the literature:

a.. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass

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and aonther

1.. Don't miss the boat.

2.. Remember that we are all in the same boat.

3.. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

4.. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do

something really big.

5.. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be

done.

6.. Build your future on high ground.

7.. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

8.. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the

cheetahs.

9.. When you're stressed, float a while.

10.. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by

professionals.

11.. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow

waiting.

[Scarlett]

Now those are good!

Especially these.

d.. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person

who doesn't get it.

f.. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

i.. Glibido: All talk and no action.