martymas Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Funny Quotes --------------------------------------------------------------------------------"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?" "How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?" Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was...surrounded by trees and bushes. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? "Old" is when the porn movie you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis." I mixed Rogaine with Viagra... now I've got hair like Don King. I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content. "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Good ones, marty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Those are just plain old funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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martymas Posted July 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Good Ones! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>hey BB i love that smiley M Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Good Ones! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>hey BB i love that smiley M<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Thanks.I get all mine here and here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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