Burglar

[handplane]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,

looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his

sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised

himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back

on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear

as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the

source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight

beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn

you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a

parrot Moses?"

The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would

name a Rotweiller Jesus..."

[blim]

Well, that made me roar with laughter (then I had to read this to Hubby who said, "whaddya laughing at?") Copy, paste, email and thanks, Handplane--and oooh, that Signature is your best yet!! Looks like the piece of wood is being sanded

Liz

[echobay]

Funny handplane

[rv56]

I like that one handplane....

[tg1911]

That was a good one, handplane!