echobay Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. Each day she would blatantly bark "Fifty dollars!"and he would quip back ..."No, Five dollars!" This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And of course he'd yell back...No,"Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.As they jogged towards the problematic street corner, Bill knowing the "pro" would surely bark her "Fifty dollars"offer, anxiously suggested they take a different path then usual,because he was not about to have Hillary up in arms about the harmless fun he'd found for himself. But she insisted that they jog the same path he jogged. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became more apprehensive. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.Then, from the sidewalk, he heard the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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