Chappy Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the griefthey have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before theyenter Paradise . They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what thewish is. I want to be gorgeous and so God snaps His fingers, and it isdone. The second one in line hears this and says I want to be gorgeous too.Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line,the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten peopleleft, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish willbe. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make'em all ugly again." SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE'................. CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lamuskrat Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 GOOD ONE! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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martymas Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 ha ha ha hey chappy i cant remember being on that bus marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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