Chappy Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 A young gay man called home and told his Jewish mother that he has decidedto go back into the closet because he had met a wonderful girl, and they aregoing to get married.He told his mother that he is sure she will be happier, since he knew thathis gay lifestyle had been very disturbing to her.She replied that she was indeed delighted, and asked tentatively, "I supposeit would be too much to hope that she wouldbe Jewish?"He told her that not only is the girl Jewish, but from a wealthy BeverlyHills family.She admitted she is overwhelmed by the news, and asked, "What is her name?"He answered, "Monica Lewinsky"There was pause, then his mother asked, "Whatever happened to to that niceblack boy you were dating last year?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 thanks chappy...my wife even laughed at this one... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lamuskrat Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 ha ha ha chappy keep this going marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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