tg1911 Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes & eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?""No, what?""He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ....whole!""Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks."No, what?" replied the man."Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender."Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but eversince he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 LOL!! Clever monkey! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Vile_DR Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 LOL!! Clever monkey! Liz<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Can't Say that, but atleast he knows what NOT to do...(hope you catch this one as well) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 LOL, I love reading the comments---sometimes they're as funny as the jokes!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Thank you for the good laugh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Good one tg.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko_tomas13 Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 smart monkey , nice one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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