martymas Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences...... He thought he was God and I Didn't.2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.19.. Procrastinate Now!20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. 25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith andWesson.30.. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.May Your Troubles be Less, Your Blessings More, and Nothing ButHappiness Comes Through Your Door! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Good stuff marty! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 So fitting!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Good one Marty..... *copy/paste/send to.........gone to some friends.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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