rv56 Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times. 14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp. 15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Hey rv i"m guessing your wife doesn't browse the net, if she does we will send flowers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 :lol:So True. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 LOL...things that will never be understood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Yep, those are the rules!!! Now if I can only get Hubby to abide by them Thanks, RV,Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Hey rv i"m guessing your wife doesn't browse the net, if she does we will send flowers <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Hey everyone...Hi robroy.......aaahh no problem....I can stand up for myself.... Oh jeeezz.... ...I forgot... ...got to go... ...forgot to get the wash done..then got vaccumming and dusting to do.... ...dang...got to take dishes out of the dishwasher and put away.... ....oh let me see now....what to make for dinner... (think rv...think...).....Gotta go.....bye... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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