Chappy Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. to make his point, four worms were placed into four separate jars. The First worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The Second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The Third worm in sperm. The Forth worm in good clean soil. At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The First worm in Alcohol - dead The Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead Third worm in sperm - dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - alive and well So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?" A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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