Mans Work

[martymas]

hi team i found this and im posting it

so men can see how hard they work

Definition Of A BBQ

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It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man Volunteers

to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into Motion:

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along

with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man

who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He

thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with

the situation.

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,

sauces, and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that: there's just no

pleasing some women!

[blim]

How True.....except that you forgot that the woman has to clean the grill, too

Liz

[bozodog]

Actully, I don't let my man anywhere food I'm going to eat. (Although he is good at toast and picking up pizza.) It's my job and I love it, so does he. I clear the table and he tackles the kitchen in return. Works for us.

[echobay]

Thanks for the snaps for women marty

LOL... Men and BBQ..It's like their right of passage. My partner is Lord and Master of all he surveys when he's in BBQ mode, actually almost primal....i can hear the satisfying grunts and chest beating as we speak!

blim...i'm so hearing you...Let's invent a throw away( yet recyclable) grill!

And boz...i'm just plain old jealous of you. You're man actually does kitchen detail?

[martymas]

i have to admit i was like that for some time.

but once the children came

for some reason i saw life in a different lite.

some events make you change.

take care all

marty

[lamuskrat]

Well let me bust someones bubble here.....

My wife is 100% cajun and doesn't cook a lick. She could burn water. I do ALL the cooking, BBQ and baking in this house (of course you know men make better chef's, remember no FLAMING here at Besttechies). As I'm 100% German, I love to cook. All she does in the way of assistance is eat and then does the dishes, and complains about that. But what chaps my butt is she goes out in public and brags about her lack of culinary skills and laughs that she has it made.(sounds like justification to insert a # 10 1/2 up someones butt).

You don't want me to start on her cleaning skills.

I cook so much and all my friends and family love it, I'm thinking of doing my own smokehouse/bbq business. (any vestors out there???)

Of course being in the kitchen or backyard cooking gives me an excuse to pop the tab on another cold one....lol

[rv56]

Good one Marty....

Thats pretty much how the BBQ part goes here.....except I do all the clean up after all meals. We share all household duties as we both work out of the home.